A Comprehensive List of Things I Would Rather See Barbie Do

PMS Barbie

Ah, yes. It is that infamous week of the month. Barbie has sent Ken to get her tampons, a box of oreos, a gallon of milk, and a pizza. She throws him an extra five and tells him to get something for himself too. She comes complete with one box of Midol, a heating pad, and Ken's sweat pants to lounge around with. Sold separately are her two pairs of pants: one for during her period and the one that will actually fit her after. 

 

Things That Are Currently Better Than Having A Man In My Life

I swear to God that this is not some crazy single girl post where as I'm typing this I am secretly crying and haven't showered for days. Well, maybe not the second part-- it is finals season. No, this list is rather in the vein of the Thanksgiving season. As corny as it is, this is a list of simple joys. And for all of you out there, who for some God forsaken reason think that being in a relationship (whether it's with your ex, the boy you haven't met yet, or that actor who is the reason for your Netflix addiction), I invite you to remember your simple joys that don't depend on someone else.